Personal Pan Pizza

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.

Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

by Sullied Soul August 12, 2010

Personal Pan Pizza

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone

Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

by Kanks <3s Homes October 12, 2008