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The most AMAZING person in the universe if someone calls you Payto that means you are the awesomest person they've erver met
Dude you're so Payto, man that chick over there is totally Payto
by sexichickie!!!<3 February 18, 2011
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paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier
by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021
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Pastor McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
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payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.
Payton Moormeier
by Ausha April 17, 2019
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Sean Payton'd

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
I just got Sean Payton'd.
by GManOfKC January 16, 2018
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payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)
payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)
by paytons gf June 2, 2020
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