Synonym of "uneducated, paranoid right winger". Normally an individual living in a fantasy world, who blames the fact that they are thick, ugly and unemployable on others. These 'patriots' take pride in wearing cheap Union Jack clothing or tracksuits (preferably both combined), have variations of bulldog tattoos, and a grand total of 3 teeth.
Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.
They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.
They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
"Did you see the state of that patriot singing GSTQ whilst falling out of Wetherspoons? What an absolute embarrassment."
"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."
"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."
"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
by annamcd February 21, 2019
Someone who grew up in the rural United States and loves guns, the military, and war above all else. Hates the Constitution, except for the 2nd Amendment, and most everyone else, outside of fellow patriots.
The patriot particularly despises gays, women, minorities, and Muslims. Strongly identifies as Christian but has no idea what Jesus Christ actually said or taught. If Jesus were to reappear on earth, a patriot would consider him a weak, wimpy, cowardly, effeminate, contemptible liberal do-gooder.
The patriot particularly despises gays, women, minorities, and Muslims. Strongly identifies as Christian but has no idea what Jesus Christ actually said or taught. If Jesus were to reappear on earth, a patriot would consider him a weak, wimpy, cowardly, effeminate, contemptible liberal do-gooder.
1. A patriot never met a war he didn't adore.
2. Real patriots don't do peacekeeping. Peace is for namby pamby girlyboys.
2. Real patriots don't do peacekeeping. Peace is for namby pamby girlyboys.
by Nightjag January 25, 2015
When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, he requests or physically suggests that she assume a kneeling position before him pre-climax. He then ejaculates upon her face, aiming for the nose, cheek, and forehead, and retrieves an American styled "confetti popper" from a garment pocket or nearby cabinet/nightstand. He then recites a line from the movie "The Patriot" and yanks the cord, initiating a facial spangling of red, white, and blue confetti.
by Peter Tolosa September 6, 2012
by N0H0M0H0B0 January 25, 2015
by gilligan20 February 10, 2009
loving ones country so much that you are willing to wear anything with your country's flag on it no matter how dumb you look
by theguywhoisawesome August 28, 2013
syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.
by cacapoopoopeepeeshyre February 5, 2008