Parvo 

any of a group of viruses containing DNA in an icosahedral protein shell and causing disease in dogs and cattle. Causes throwing up and exploding diarea and in a 24 hour time period the animal will pass. Can be caught for up to 7 years in the soil where either cattle have been or where the animals have shat. is cureable! kinda.. either the vet will charge you a rediculous price or you can buy a liquid from a feed store called parvaid. its a 50% chance your animal may live or end up like pet cemetary.

" my dog has caught the parvo"

"my ass is explolding i think i gots the parvo"

Parvo by UrbanMurder November 12, 2009

Parvo 

Explosive Diarrhea and vomiting causing you to call in sick. Makes you feel like death. Usually lasts from a few hours to a couple of days.

Were you sick yesterday? Yes, I had parvo.

Dude, I had parvo so bad, I sharted in the shower! **tears**

Parvo by Your_#1_mom October 16, 2017

pennis parvo 

When a girl does porn and shoots with many men in a short time and there faces don’t appear in video or pictures, also known as a Macey, kinda the Karen of new internet porn.

That girl just got a only fans page two weeks ago and now she has pennis parvo. Ha

pennis parvo by Husky boy 1969 May 23, 2021

Manny Pardo

Everybody's favorite Thick Skinned ace detective! Detective Pardo is on the search for the most cunning of all the criminals the Miami Mutilator using only his rugged good looks and his thick skin. He also kills a few degenerates along the way.

Manny Pardo was born with THICK SKIN!
Remember that time the ace detective killed Tony and his concerning thin skin?

Manny Pardo by MosbeyBarney June 6, 2019

Piss Parlour 

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

Piss Parlour by jibcheese July 28, 2011

Parlor Trick 

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.

That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.

Parlor Trick by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018