Parorphan 

1. A parent whose child has died. Unlike ‘widow’ (spouse) or ‘orphan’ (child), English has no word for this loss. ‘Parorphan’ fills the gap: a parent orphaned of their child.

2. By extension, a parent whose child is alive but permanently estranged, absent, or lost to them in life.

• After her son’s accident, she became a parorphan.
• He calls himself a parorphan — his daughter still walks the earth, but not with him.

Origin: From parens (Latin, “parent”) + orphanós (Greek, “bereft”). Coined 2025.

Parorphan by Shlomo Toren August 21, 2025

Paraphanoia 

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

Paraphanoia by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

parphan 

A term used to describe a parent who has lost a child. (from parent/orphan).

Tom and Liz were parphans, having lost their only child Emily to cancer.

parphan by CottonZen February 18, 2018

Prophanic 

When something is immensely preposterous and outrageous

Man that set was so prophanic

Prophanic by Tomshepard October 23, 2022

Prophanic 

When something is preposterous and outrageous.

Man that set was prophanic

Prophanic by Tomshepard October 23, 2022

gazorp pazorpians 

Sounds similar to gazorpians but are a totally different species. Are half human half alien, often buy human sex slaves.

Person 1: I wish i could sell you off to gazorp pazorpians as their sex slave!

gazorp pazorpians by consuela banana hammock March 31, 2021