Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
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friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 3, 2023
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