"Look at that pardcore frenchie faggot who tried to jump over one too many stone walls. Do you think that modern medicine can reattach his shin before the janitor removes the stains?"
Parcopresis is described as an inability to take a shit when other people are perceived or are likely to be nearby. (e.g: in the same public toilet, house or building). This has pretty much ruined my life in many aspects so far, but its not an officially recognized medical condition.. so i guess i'll have to live with it. Fuck.
Bro i can't take a shit in the stadium's public bathroom, i have Parcopresis.