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paper asshole

A person who talks a lot but doesn't say anything.
You sound like a guy with a paper asshole. You don't know what you're talking about.
paper asshole by Tom Ferrek June 14, 2004

Paper Asshole

Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.

Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
Paper Asshole by Sam Panama February 21, 2011

paper asshole

The little paper reinforcements you used to use when one of the holes in a 3-ring punched sheet of paper got a rip in it.
Dammit, I ripped the fucking paper again..Bob! Get me the box of paper assholes!
paper asshole by Hookpenis June 20, 2005

paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.
"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"
paper asshole by RonMexico June 25, 2005

paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!
1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.
paper asshole by Cheppo July 12, 2006

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole