Anything uttered by US Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin. A nonsensical series of drawn-out, padded words that don't make sense forward or backward. Similar to the well-known and inherently idiotic "Bushisms" spoken by President George W. Bush.
Sarah Palin: "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Brainiac #1: "What did she just say?"
Brainiac #2: "Oh, nothing. Just another Palindrone. But she sure is hot!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.