purple panda Share definition Flag command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called. Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard. purple panda by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the purple panda mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch