Purple bitch

The ultimate insult, also known to induce high amounts of confusion

Yeah, well, your just a...a...a.. a big purple bitch!

by Sulli December 8, 2005

Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much

Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)

by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012

to bitch purple

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.

You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

Bitch Purple

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.

"nice bitch purple shirt fuckface"

by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022