by Mr_MSM November 29, 2018
Pussy Pleasing Pansy!
A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
Tim: What has this world come to, men running behind women, being manipulated by their tits and booties into doing anything.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
by InstantDeath! October 8, 2014
An acronym for "Piss poor planning."
Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Jen: What do you mean, we're out of gas? You said it was only an hour away!
Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?
Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.
Jen: You people are idiots.
Tim: PPP, dude.
Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?
Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.
Jen: You people are idiots.
Tim: PPP, dude.
by SundayKnox February 5, 2011
Caty: Wanna go to the movies on Tuesday?
Ariana: No sorry, #ppp
Caty: Oh ok then, maybe another time.
Ariana: No sorry, #ppp
Caty: Oh ok then, maybe another time.
by Maorichick101 October 11, 2015
Someone is a Gigachad chick-magnet GOAT at everything. Best person to ever live. Literally a GOD among men. Based, rad chad mad sad lad. Most handsome man EVER to live on planet earth, billions of years in evolution all lead up to the birth of ppp. PPP also stands for Perfect Pging Psycho. Also THE GAME. All the dinosaurs sadly drowned after taking one look at ppp's immense drip. God himself prays to ppp every day. Ppp congratulated his parents when they "gave" birth to him.
Woman 1: Bruh ppp is so handsome I wish I could marry him I hope he has all my 10000000 children and 1000000000000000 grandchildren!!!!!
Woman 2: No he's mine you can't have him!!
Woman 2: No he's mine you can't have him!!
by Dawn/ppp August 31, 2021
Hirsuties papillaris genitalis (more commonly referred to as "pearly penile papules", or PPP) is a harmless clinical skin condition of the male genital organs.
>OMG WTF ARE THOSE BUMPS ON YOUR DICK?!?1?/1/!1111???ONE
>Oh nothing harmful at all thats just my PPP.
>Oh nothing harmful at all thats just my PPP.
by GerlachHacks March 26, 2008