peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen October 29, 2014

Peed like a girl

When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.

Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.

Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.

Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?

by xIlluzionx January 20, 2009

GOD⚡️PEED

A term used by NFL player Diontae Spencer in one of his tweets that is meant to look like ‘godspeed’ with the lightning emoji representing the letter S. However, it is hard to make out the lightning bolt as an S, which makes it look like it’s saying that god peed.

Dave: GOD⚡️PEED BRIAN! Good luck on your game!
Brian: What the fuck does God’s urine have to do with football?

by Nameless7357 May 4, 2022

Peed up the Bee

What Darwin has done to the forum, but only because she lets him do it. It's a real shame.

Damn! Darwin has totally peed up the Bee.

by Gorpuscle April 17, 2010

Peed up the Bee

Pumped up the bum,the same as Effed in the A but different and has the equal amoutn of comedy value,especiall when you say it at work and some unsuspecting elder asks you what the hell you are saying

Desmond the chef - '' Man this job sucks , Ive been peed up the bee all day''
elderly waitress- '' What do you mean Des , I cant understand your modern talk''
Desmond the chef - '' pumped up the bum ,bitch. Ill pump you up the bum if you dont shut yo mouth''

by johhny bloffter March 3, 2010

Peed Snur Epoh

What it means whenever a male fakes being gay to gain popularity from around and in a school environment. They feel no sexual attraction to men but are willing to go to the point of kissing another man to prove just how into it they are.

Dude 1: hey look theres that one guy that faked being gay to gain popularity.
Dude 2: yeah he was totally being Peed Snur Epoh

by CaseConlikutupinderbutt September 27, 2011