Panda-Jerk

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.

"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"

by Conrad Asshat December 16, 2008

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 06, 2009

Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.

Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.

by ERICISONFIRE May 30, 2010