by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023
Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.
by Applejackmeoff March 12, 2019
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The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
And not
z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
And not
z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022
A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.
by Knight009 June 26, 2017
S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 27, 2020
so uh... you did a complicated pattern on your keyboard which is hard the first time you do it. nice, however this pattern includes symbols so we are exucuting you on july 12 2030.
qewretrytuyiuoipop\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/
no.
no.
by LittleHadlie April 22, 2023