by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 1, 2018
The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
by Cockdriller March 11, 2010
An extremely laid back individual who is known to spend his waking hours dreaming about next term. Eats copious amounts of Spaghetti-O's and enjoys a good squat, along with late nights consisting of Al Bundy and Family Guy. An Owen Cope can also be refered to as the 0-Bag or more recently as THE MAN!
by Mr. Robato January 11, 2005
Is very small
by True stuff December 20, 2015
by Anne Goeford September 25, 2010
The action of eating a girl out so well that that she begins to squirt everywhere while she gives you the best head you will ever receive
by Philly steak March 8, 2021
''last i was driving my car, then i realised it wasnt in gear such a owen moment''
''I walking to the toilet and forgot why i went there''
''I walking to the toilet and forgot why i went there''
by randomherov1 May 19, 2008