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ovensexual

Someone who is in love with an oven.

People who cook instead of having sex

Most people named Tammy are ovensexual
"That boy Ben is pansexual, but im ovensexual"
by Balooooooo March 13, 2015
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OvenSexual

The opposite of pansexual, ovensexuals are very sexually attracted to ovens and want their stick their huge penis inside of the oven and nut all over the burners
The raging ovensexual turned the oven all the way to the highest setting and put his huge cock inside.
by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018
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Obersexual

When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.

This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.
Son: "Mom... Dad... I'm Obersexual."

Father: "Me too, son. I'm proud of you."
by WeeArkansas June 14, 2014
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omersexual

sexually attracted only to blue haired midgets with anal acne.
mom, dad, im omersexual
mom: hop on board boi
by lorrydriver69 December 4, 2019
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Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019
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Olesexuals

A section of Manchester United fans who will criticize everyone but Ole for the poor run of form the team is going through. They believe he's the second coming of Sir Alex Ferguson and he is infallible. They are some of the most deluded people on Football Twitter and reality is not their cup of tea.
I am blocked by most of the hardcore Olesexuals on this platform.
by Øuch September 30, 2019
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Owensexual

Where you are only attracted to Owen Patrick Joyner!
I am owensexual because I have an unhealthy obsession with owen joyner.
by Your local fantom :) January 4, 2021
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