Origilism 

Origilism was originally created Twitter by user @RickyRLchLFC and is a religion on the internet that is slowly gaining faithfuls.

Origilism is made of individuals who are devoted to Liverpool and Belgium star Divock Origi.

Members of Origilism are called Origilist and are very passionate about their lord and saviour Divock Origi.
Members of Origilism are also automatically granted a massive penis for men and a massive ass & breast for women.

Women: I wonder if i'll see one of the Origilists, i heard members of Origilism got a massive stick!

Men: Dude wanna go to the Origi temple? i heard some thicc Origilism members will be there!

Origilism by @RickyRLchLFC on twitter April 6, 2020

Originist 

A person or character type that does not simply uphold the outward appearance of a "hipster." Unlike a "hipster," an Originist conducts themselves with an honest being of Originality. These personalities show true intellect, real experiences, and a honest style that reflect the roots of an Originist's interests. Rather than trying to look like an "interesting person" and Originist actually lives an interesting life with original interests.

-Is that person a hipster?

-No, that person is actually educated about their unique interests, has a current style, and is genuinely honest about what they enjoy. They are an Originist.

Originist by Elizabeth Koshka June 13, 2018

Originalism 

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"

Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.

Originalism by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020

Origamism 

An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!

"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"

Origamism by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

originalism 

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

originalism by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Originalism 

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic, in which the author of a legal opinion fantasizes that the founding fathers are gushing over them, panties a-drip, "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really GET me; of COURSE corporations are people!"

While the Court's decision breaks with tradition and perfectly encapsulates the prejudices of a racist old white man, the justices defended their opinions by citing the doctrine of Originalism.

Originalism by irzebra September 30, 2020