Man-Alien-Predator (pronounced M-A-P or MAP):
Lil Wayne's(Dwayne Carter, Jr.'s) Species.
A Man-Alien-Predator is a creature that is part Human, part Alien, and part Predator (Like off the movie AVP). Lil Wayne is the only certified MAP, he is a special subspecies of it called MAP (Midget-Alien-Predator). Somehow a midget human, an alien, and a predator mixed together. Probably at some Intergalactic Kegger. The Alien and Predator were most likely highly intoxicated on space beer and ran a train on an ugly female human midget, thus resulting in the creature we now call Lil Wayne.
All MAPs are either born with no penis or a micro penis, thus leaving them basically sterile, also with no soul. They dont have any of the powers of Aliens or Predators, the only power they have is brainwashing. This would explain how Lil Wayne looks like he does and cant rap but yet he still has fans. How else could a 5'4'', short, ugly, non-hood, fake thug, wannabe, homo, shadow creature, no-talent, hybrid species, micro-penised midget sell records?
Lil Wayne's(Dwayne Carter, Jr.'s) Species.
A Man-Alien-Predator is a creature that is part Human, part Alien, and part Predator (Like off the movie AVP). Lil Wayne is the only certified MAP, he is a special subspecies of it called MAP (Midget-Alien-Predator). Somehow a midget human, an alien, and a predator mixed together. Probably at some Intergalactic Kegger. The Alien and Predator were most likely highly intoxicated on space beer and ran a train on an ugly female human midget, thus resulting in the creature we now call Lil Wayne.
All MAPs are either born with no penis or a micro penis, thus leaving them basically sterile, also with no soul. They dont have any of the powers of Aliens or Predators, the only power they have is brainwashing. This would explain how Lil Wayne looks like he does and cant rap but yet he still has fans. How else could a 5'4'', short, ugly, non-hood, fake thug, wannabe, homo, shadow creature, no-talent, hybrid species, micro-penised midget sell records?
Guy 1: "Man, how does Lil homo ass Wayne still sell records and have fans?"
Guy 2: "Hes an MAP, they have no soul and their only power is brainwashing simple minded people, thus resulting in mindless Wayne fans"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, and I heard he has a tiny penis, what size is it?"
Guy 2: "Superhead said its the size of a Mini Vienna Sausage....Divided by 100, you need a high powered microscope to witness its sheer smallness....WOW man..."
Guy 2: "Hes an MAP, they have no soul and their only power is brainwashing simple minded people, thus resulting in mindless Wayne fans"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, and I heard he has a tiny penis, what size is it?"
Guy 2: "Superhead said its the size of a Mini Vienna Sausage....Divided by 100, you need a high powered microscope to witness its sheer smallness....WOW man..."
by MAPExterminator June 17, 2008
by Tinnyfrog February 2, 2008
"Minor attracted person" AKA a paedophile.
This is their try to paint themselves as something less dangerous, which is absolutely sickening and it shouldn't be supported in any way.
This is their try to paint themselves as something less dangerous, which is absolutely sickening and it shouldn't be supported in any way.
Normal dude: Oh you're not a pedo you're a MAP?
Sick freak: yes
Normal dude: yeah they're gonna need a map to find you soon, you piece of shit
Sick freak: yes
Normal dude: yeah they're gonna need a map to find you soon, you piece of shit
by saviour_from_embarrassment June 19, 2020
by chs February 19, 2004
Maps is referring to directions put on paper that someone uses when they are planning to travel or leave
Reference someone as "maps" because they are leaving
Reference someone as "maps" because they are leaving
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs song "Maps"
"Wait... they don't love you like I do... Wait they don't love you like I do... Maaaaaps..."
"Wait... they don't love you like I do... Wait they don't love you like I do... Maaaaaps..."
by jessbdancin January 11, 2006
1. Usually on a piece of paper or parchment, a drawing of the surroundings and is usually used to navigate.
2. Multi Animator Project, where multiple animators take parts of an audio clip or song and animate them separately.
3. Minor Attracted Person, pedophile.
2. Multi Animator Project, where multiple animators take parts of an audio clip or song and animate them separately.
3. Minor Attracted Person, pedophile.
1. Billy: Hey, you got a map?
Steve: Who the heck uses maps nowadays!?
2. Animator: Can I have Part 2 of your MAP?
Host: Alrighty then
3. Idiot: i'M nOt A pEdOpHiLe, I'm A mAp!
Steve: Who the heck uses maps nowadays!?
2. Animator: Can I have Part 2 of your MAP?
Host: Alrighty then
3. Idiot: i'M nOt A pEdOpHiLe, I'm A mAp!
by The7Guy November 23, 2020
Muslim American Princess. A MAP is a Muslim woman, usually of Persian descent, but she can pretty much be from any ethnic background as long as she is Muslim, and born and raised in the United States to fabulously wealthy parents. They live in mansions, wear all the designer clothes, and drive expensive cars. They are spoiled rotten by their parents. MAPs are usually "Daddy's girls" who get anything they want. And they love to be treated like a Princess or a Queen.
by Paki Bitch October 10, 2006