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1. The inability to do anything correctly.

2. The ability to never be aroused by anything, no matter how sexy. In addition, this also includes the ability to turn anyone and everyone else around you off, regardless of the level of eroticism including but not limited to all-encompassing hormonal teenagerism.
Good ol' omnimpotent Ian, I heard he tried to make breakfast for his children and ended up burning his hair off, flooding the house with radon, and impregnating the family dog.

It's not you baby, I have an incurable case of omnimpotence. You could have 6 boobs, all as big as my head, and be here with three of your ultra hot friends and it wouldn't wiggle an iota.
by The Body Karate August 15, 2013
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