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Garbage town in Alberta filled with coke heads and thots.
Hey want to go to okotoks? Naw I’d rather get jumped in Calgary than get jumped in this shit hole.
Okotoks by Bigchonker September 10, 2021
Okotoks is the hickest town in the 3rd hickest province in the best country in the world.
Okotoks by Name? December 21, 2003

okotoks stroke and poke 

When you puts a finger up your butt while stroking your meat. Named after Okotoks, is a small town in Canada
she gave me that okotoks stroke and poke

Westmount school Okotoks 

Filled with big baby’s

And the worst school in okotoks

Lots of people have FAKE DEPRESSION
Kid 1 what school do you go to

Kid 2 Westmount school Okotoks

Kid 1 *walks away*

ecole okotoks junior high school 

a school in okotoks filled with pot heads. also known as " oj "
kid1: hey wat school do u go to?
kid2: ecole okotoks junior high school
kid1: oh so ur a pot head
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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