A hilarious phrase that is not supposed to be funny, but actually meant to be a G-rated exclamation of surprise or amazement used by LDSers (akaMormons).
OneMormon girl to another Mormon girl:
"Oh my heck! You're having another baby! That's 14 now isn't it! Joseph Smith would be proud"
an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybedumb.
Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD
George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled
Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.