big ass neighborhood in deptford. full of dirty ass sluts, grimey potheads, but some cool people. the local hangout there is, the foodmart, vitos, the park, baseball feilds, the school and the woods. so many people have fucked on that bridge in the woods, i wouldnt be suprised if there were cum spots on it somewhere. twelve year olds are smoking, and nineteen year olds are buying for them .. nice right ? oak valley isn't as bad as most places, but people are pretty fucked up in that neighborhood. you should visit sometime, meet everyone for yourself !
12 year old: yo you wanna roll a dutchie ?
other 12 year old: yeah, lets go to oak valley !
by oaaakvallley August 4, 2010
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Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
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Oak valley middle school is full of hoes and drama makers. The boys of the school are Obsessed with Tec Decs and all the girls think its cool to be depressed. All the teachers have a favorite student, and that is kind of annoying. The only people that are good in that school are, Well, NONE.
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Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
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Oak valley middle school is full of hoes that think it’s cool to be depressed and all the boys are obsessed with Tec decks. All the girls think it’s funny to be quote on quote “sus”. The boys bathroom is always being used as a hotbox, and has been taken away 2 times in the past 2 years! WELCOME TO OAK VALLEY MIDDE SCHOOL
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