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One Sheet Shit 

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."
One Sheet Shit by airborne8 October 28, 2010

One Sheet Wipe 

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.
If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.
One Sheet Wipe by Lizard987 March 12, 2009

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.
I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

One Sheet Wonder 

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
One Sheet Wonder by Infinia March 21, 2016

One Sheet Wonder 

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"

Patrick: "So jealous brah."
One Sheet Wonder by airborne8 February 23, 2011

One-Sheeted 

To arrive at the restroom, finish your business, and realize that there's only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally got one-sheeted after class today"
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
One-Sheeted by Exalted Templar April 11, 2011