Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed
Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed
Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*
by ChunkyPotato August 16, 2016
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*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
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Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.
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The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
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