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On The Chair

When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair
Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed

Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*
by ChunkyPotato August 16, 2016
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blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'
*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...
by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010
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put on the chair

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
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Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.
Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.
by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025
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Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
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