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An ingenious remix of 'omg' (oh my god) in which god is replaced with the chinese 糟糕 (zao gao - too bad; how terrible; what bad luck) to exclaim a state of extreme unpleasant shock.

Correct Response: “What?”
Jenny: "The Kid Cudi concert is sold out."
Katie: "OMZG, really?!"
Jenny: "What?"
Katie: "O-M-Z-G. You know, ‘oh my zao gao.’
Jenny: "Why am I friends with you?"
OMZG by ashy washy May 4, 2010
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OMZG stands for Oh My Zulu God. Zulu is an African God so if you are IM Chatting with someone... darker then you can say OMZG. They might not know what it means. But if they do, well, sorry!
OMZG Used in an IM Chat.

AfricanPrincess: Major Celeb Gossip!

MadameRUDE: OMZG!

AfricanPrincess: What does that meen?

MadameRUDE: ... Nothing...
OMZG by MSNQueen May 21, 2009
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Its a saying amongst certain Zelda fans.

Oh
My
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Person 1- I justyt beat Twilight Princess!!

Person 2 - OMZGL!!!!
OMZGL by matwatgos June 20, 2011

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026