A large penis having both length and width. Large enough that while having sex, a woman feels almost like her stomach is being screwed; a somewhat gutwrenching pain if the penis is large enough. (a.k.a. mine)
"She said she liked it hard and rough...then I gave her a taste of the gutwrench, and she's not so sure about that anymore."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.