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Nottingham Forest 

A football club who's player's are borrowed from other team's. 
Also known as Nottingham On Loan
Forest.Nottingham Forest = Portsmouth, Glasgow Rangers

Nottingham Forest 

Mediocre club from the Midlands, constantly banging on about how they’re superior to Notts County but local rivals Derby are far better. Forever in Leicester’s shadow and have a winger called Joe Lolley who’s a bit of a walley
“Did you see the Nottingham Forest game the other day?”

“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”

Nottingham Forest 

A female student (or resident) of Nottingham that possesses a considerable amount of pubes (a bush) in the vaginal area.
guy1: "How was the shag with that bird last night ?"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"
Nottingham Forest by Smellox28 November 2, 2021

Nottingham Forest fans 

Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.

see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)

We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)

Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)

Nottingham Forest fans 

Bunch Of Idiots Who Support The Rubbishest Team In The Midlands =].

Derby County Football Club For Life.
Nottingham Forest Fans

Build A Fire
Build A Fire
Put The Forest On The Top
Put The Leicester In The Middle
And We'l Burn The F**Kin Lot
WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO OH DERBY WE LOVE YOU.
Nottingham Forest fans by ..Lauren... November 18, 2006
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