not so fresh

Extremely foul or disgusting; not even close to clean

Man, that bathroom was not so fresh

by SPLover November 20, 2007

Not-So-Fresh

A general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an STD. Usually remedied by a good douching on the part of girls or possibly an enema for guys.

From a mid-80s commercial for Massengill brand douche.

Girl: Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not-so-fresh?
Mom: Of course, that's why I douche.

by lovesmesumcake December 16, 2008