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Norsworthy Cock Punch 

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.
Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"
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Norsworthy 

A Norsworthy is a person who is a sex master. He is quiet if you don't know him, but he is the loudest person in the world when he makes a touchdown in the bedroom. In fact, a Norsworthy's dick is so large, is is likely known as cockzilla!
Wow, did you see Mr. Norsworthy today? I wish I could get with that...
Norsworthy by IAMAWESOME2 April 23, 2015