In Spanish this means "small cactus". In American slang this a reference to a small penis. A nopalitas is a person who compensates for their lack of penis length by telling tall tales. It is a unique form of "small-man" syndrome. Can be used like a tribal name (e.g. Rising Sun) and in this case is capitalized.
He said the clerks boobs were as big as my head, but seeing that this was coming from Nopalitas, I adjusted the picture in my head down to DD cups.
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when a getting head the male pulls his penis out before ejaculation and proceds to release his seminal fluid on his partners face then punches her in the nose with and then proceeds to defacte on his hand rubbing it on the females face rubbing it all together. this creates an affect sort of like neopalitan ice cream!
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