noonga

a person who is really fucking stupid or acting really stupid

person 1: 2+2=6 right?
person 2: no it's 4 you noonga

by dingleberry3000 March 30, 2022

Noonga

A noonga is Australian slang for someone who is referring themselves as an idiot or something that they have done stupidly.

“That was a stupid thing to do, ya bloody Noonga”
Or
“It’s your other left, ya noonga”

by Miltalie April 25, 2020

Noonga

To gobble on any and all cheesy ball sack's to stay safe.

I got in trouble from the boss the other day but Noonga'd my way out

by Gravy101 March 29, 2020

pommy noonga

Unemployed British men often found amongst online chat rooms making deluded claims about being in the armed forces, commonly known to fly magical pigs from their homeland to middle eastern war zones in record breaking time

Robbie: "taking the wife out to dinner in London"
Tom: "sounds like fun"
Jackson: "what restaurant you going to?"
Robbie: "sorry have to go, I'm training in Afghanistan at the moment"
Jackson: "didn't you just say you're in London?"
Tom: "fuck! Another pommy noonga"

by dumperkingIV May 25, 2017