by sdfw2 November 25, 2007
Someone who thinks they are "1337" or "uber" and is better than everyone and everything on the earth and think they should be praised
Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Noob: 0MG like l0l0l0l0l0l00ll00l 0monneyyy -;ppl0xxxxxx!! lolololo ngnffn
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
by No,Shut up September 26, 2009
A person (usually a player on an online rpg/mmorpg) who isn't skilled and/or experienced at something, but refuses to learn and thinks highly of himself/herself.
Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
-noob who won't accept any help- (on the mmorpg Furcadia)
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...
-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...
-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
by Nightpaw August 20, 2009
Not to be confused by newbie, a noob is a person who cannot, or barely spell. They are most likely to get banned at anything, even a poorly moderated game/site/forum.
Noob: L0L i s0 culd b3t u
TehPro: At what?
Noob: @ gnz online of couse
*Noob got banned by TehPro*
TehPro: That takes care of that little noob.
Note: Do not try to interpret Noob's style of saying English.
TehPro: At what?
Noob: @ gnz online of couse
*Noob got banned by TehPro*
TehPro: That takes care of that little noob.
Note: Do not try to interpret Noob's style of saying English.
by MisaTange July 5, 2009
Someone who is new to something and will forever remain at that skill level.
The term is usually applied in the gaming world.
Characteristics include: terrible grammar, excessive use of numbers in the name, TYPING IN ALL CAPS, and begging.
Unlike the common newb, the noob is the person who manages to turn friendly, long-time players into assholes who'll make fun of anybody new to the system.
You can usually find noobs congregating at the starter zones or in major hubs in World of Warcraft, RuneScape, MapleStory, and virtually any other online game.
The term is usually applied in the gaming world.
Characteristics include: terrible grammar, excessive use of numbers in the name, TYPING IN ALL CAPS, and begging.
Unlike the common newb, the noob is the person who manages to turn friendly, long-time players into assholes who'll make fun of anybody new to the system.
You can usually find noobs congregating at the starter zones or in major hubs in World of Warcraft, RuneScape, MapleStory, and virtually any other online game.
Newb:
Kevin7: How can I make money?
Me: You can make money from mining.
Kevin7: Do you know where I can get a pick?
Me: Sure, that shop over in the corner.
Kevin7: Thanks, I'll go try it.
Noobs:
freddy1312435: muny plz
Me: You can make money from mining.
freddy1312435: wat
Me: You want money?
freddy1312435: muny plz
jon199569: hgeal
Me: I can't heal you; I'm dead because you couldn't hold aggro.
jon199569: .............................................................
Me: ...
jon199569: HAEL MICH
Kevin7: How can I make money?
Me: You can make money from mining.
Kevin7: Do you know where I can get a pick?
Me: Sure, that shop over in the corner.
Kevin7: Thanks, I'll go try it.
Noobs:
freddy1312435: muny plz
Me: You can make money from mining.
freddy1312435: wat
Me: You want money?
freddy1312435: muny plz
jon199569: hgeal
Me: I can't heal you; I'm dead because you couldn't hold aggro.
jon199569: .............................................................
Me: ...
jon199569: HAEL MICH
by Duckboom October 7, 2010
someone who does not understand or is not doing the correct operation of objectives, yet implies they are and will comment about how he/she is doing better.
Person:Dude your supose to capture the flag not kill your own team.
noob:shut up muthafucka u just cryn cause i got more killz
Person:ITS CAPTURE THE FLAG
noob:shut up muthafucka u just cryn cause i got more killz
Person:ITS CAPTURE THE FLAG
by ABC Metaphor May 18, 2008
A retarder person who is always blaming his team.
His over estimated ego and immaturity causing discomfort in team.
He is distinguished by lack of arguments, besides calling his teammate noobs.
His over estimated ego and immaturity causing discomfort in team.
He is distinguished by lack of arguments, besides calling his teammate noobs.
Teammate died:
- you noob! stop playing this game!
Team is loosing a battle:
- you f** noobs, my team is full of noobs! I'm pro but my team sucks!
Teammate made mistake:
- you moron, why you suck so badly
- you noob! stop playing this game!
Team is loosing a battle:
- you f** noobs, my team is full of noobs! I'm pro but my team sucks!
Teammate made mistake:
- you moron, why you suck so badly
by ever6 November 15, 2012