McKinnon Secondary College, which is a school in the boundaries of South Eastern Melbourne suburbs, Victoria, Australia)
An extremely sadistic and cruel vice principal of McKinnon Secondary College who frequently abuses his power to exert dominance towards students. Notable for using his high status to deceive educational ministers and parents into believing the students are misbehaving. A known smoker, Lachlan is also a hypocrite of the school’s “no-smoking policy” which discriminates against vapes and cigarettes. He had once had several Year 10 students suspended for vaping in the school bathrooms, yet he smells like a chimney. He is also known to coerce the school’s psychologists into revealing sensitive data of any student and uses this resource to blackmail students into obeying him. He is the devil incarnate, the reaper of souls and the death king. Similarly, he has formed an alliance with some other similarly evil principals and teachers to together abuse their powers.
One of the authors recalls a time where Lachlan Noble suspected him of gaming in class and even reported the matter to his parents, of which they obviously believed. But before they arrived, he maliciously joked to the author that he should consider going to a special school because “regular schooling is not suitable for you.” When he tried reporting, his parents supported Lachlan because they trust the nonce more than their own child.
An extremely sadistic and cruel vice principal of McKinnon Secondary College who frequently abuses his power to exert dominance towards students. Notable for using his high status to deceive educational ministers and parents into believing the students are misbehaving. A known smoker, Lachlan is also a hypocrite of the school’s “no-smoking policy” which discriminates against vapes and cigarettes. He had once had several Year 10 students suspended for vaping in the school bathrooms, yet he smells like a chimney. He is also known to coerce the school’s psychologists into revealing sensitive data of any student and uses this resource to blackmail students into obeying him. He is the devil incarnate, the reaper of souls and the death king. Similarly, he has formed an alliance with some other similarly evil principals and teachers to together abuse their powers.
One of the authors recalls a time where Lachlan Noble suspected him of gaming in class and even reported the matter to his parents, of which they obviously believed. But before they arrived, he maliciously joked to the author that he should consider going to a special school because “regular schooling is not suitable for you.” When he tried reporting, his parents supported Lachlan because they trust the nonce more than their own child.
Haruku (to buddy) : Hey bro. I just got sent to Mr Noble’s office and he yelled at me for using my phone in class. He then confiscated it and gave me detention. On top of that, he will call my parents. He's a damn jerk.
Ethan (sighs in exasperation): Yeah, I know right. A week ago, he claimed that I broke the window in room 2.2 but he forced me to confess and pay for it. Afterwards, I tried to report him but he just changed my grades and refused to change them back until I withdrew my report. Life sucks.
Lachlan Noble (autistic screeching): HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!!! I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS !!!!111!!!!1!!!11
Haruku an Ethan (very scared): Bro, we’re fucked. 💀💀💀
Ethan (sighs in exasperation): Yeah, I know right. A week ago, he claimed that I broke the window in room 2.2 but he forced me to confess and pay for it. Afterwards, I tried to report him but he just changed my grades and refused to change them back until I withdrew my report. Life sucks.
Lachlan Noble (autistic screeching): HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!!! I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS !!!!111!!!!1!!!11
Haruku an Ethan (very scared): Bro, we’re fucked. 💀💀💀
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023
“Noble Six, the team's most recent addition. My my, so much black ink. Six has made entire militia groups disappear. Curious... 'hyper-lethal.' There's only one other Spartan with that rating...”
by Jandro™ January 27, 2018
The anus of the earth, located between the arse cheeks of the earth; Springvale and Dandenong, (Melbourne, Australia).
Epitomized by high crime, unattractive women, low intellect and occupied by the very bottom of the socioeconomic spectrum, Noble Park can be seen as a breeding ground and hive for some of the worst forms of humanity on the planet.
Noble Park is definitely not the place to go if you wish to avoid getting raped, stabbed, abused, drugged, murdered, have your car stolen, or any other undesirable activity.
Epitomized by high crime, unattractive women, low intellect and occupied by the very bottom of the socioeconomic spectrum, Noble Park can be seen as a breeding ground and hive for some of the worst forms of humanity on the planet.
Noble Park is definitely not the place to go if you wish to avoid getting raped, stabbed, abused, drugged, murdered, have your car stolen, or any other undesirable activity.
Better not walk by the (Noble Park) station at night, you'll likely get stabbed for it.
Yo mate, did you see another body was found in the Noble Park drains, what a shithole.
If you wanna get hooked up bro, head down to the Noble Park Coles.
Yo mate, did you see another body was found in the Noble Park drains, what a shithole.
If you wanna get hooked up bro, head down to the Noble Park Coles.
by wkaj August 31, 2007
That friend that always manages to save you from awkward social situations, is extremely attractive inside and out, and is a fantastic and smooth lover.
by Broken_teacu November 8, 2017
A fat cunt with big long ass teeth across his forehead. All he does is sits in his room getting a new girl everyday. He sits in his room and eats shity doritos.
by Your_MUM_Gay October 13, 2018
1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck
by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016