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The feminine heteronormative equivalent of 'no homo'.

A colloquial expression, often used by chicks after “inadvertently” alluding to or engaging in a decidedly lesbian act. Use of this phrase automatically negates any lesbian ambiguity generated by said act, and thus, it is perfectly acceptable for two teenage chicks, OR a couple of middle-aged conservative mothers to scissor each other all night long, as long as ‘no lesbo’ is said soon thereafter.
Teenage Girl #1: That chick over there has a nice rack.

Teenage Girl #2: Yeah, I'd like to munch on her rug all night long.

*fist bump*

*Both girls look at each suspiciously*

Teenage Girl #1: No lesbo, though, right?

Teenage Girl #2: Yeah, no lesbo.
No Lesbo by sea.shells January 27, 2010
Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds lesbian. See no homo.
Her ass is mine, no lesbo.
no lesbo by SkOOp October 23, 2008
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said after something potentially "lebian" has been said. Also used to state something does not have a lesbian connotation, even though it sounds that way
1.That's my bitch,no lesbo .
2.That ass is huge,no lesbo.
No Lesbo by sheyna23821 August 20, 2008
Girl 1: Hey.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I'm moving to San Fransisco with my girlfriend. Our house is gonna be full of beer, sports posters and references, we will fuck every night, and dress up as sports kids like the tomboys we are. No lesbo tho.
Girl 2: K.
No Lesbo by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

No hands lebowski 

The act of fucking a dog with no hands. A discord user that goes by the name Jacob Lebowski was caught fucking dogs with no hands while screaming into his mic “no hands lebowski”. Jacob can be heard at local dog parks screaming out “no
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog
Hey look, Jacob is at it again. What’s he doing? He is fucking a dog with no hands, that’s the no hands lebowski move
No hands lebowski by Doglover1836 February 9, 2022
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