No Lesbo

The feminine heteronormative equivalent of 'no homo'.

A colloquial expression, often used by chicks after “inadvertently” alluding to or engaging in a decidedly lesbian act. Use of this phrase automatically negates any lesbian ambiguity generated by said act, and thus, it is perfectly acceptable for two teenage chicks, OR a couple of middle-aged conservative mothers to scissor each other all night long, as long as ‘no lesbo’ is said soon thereafter.

Teenage Girl #1: That chick over there has a nice rack.

Teenage Girl #2: Yeah, I'd like to munch on her rug all night long.

*fist bump*

*Both girls look at each suspiciously*

Teenage Girl #1: No lesbo, though, right?

Teenage Girl #2: Yeah, no lesbo.

No Lesbo by sea.shells January 27, 2010

no lesbo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds lesbian. See no homo.

Her ass is mine, no lesbo.

no lesbo by SkOOp October 23, 2008

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No Lesbo

said after something potentially "lebian" has been said. Also used to state something does not have a lesbian connotation, even though it sounds that way

1.That's my bitch,no lesbo .
2.That ass is huge,no lesbo.

No Lesbo by sheyna23821 August 20, 2008

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No Lesbo

What lesbians say.

Girl 1: Hey.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I'm moving to San Fransisco with my girlfriend. Our house is gonna be full of beer, sports posters and references, we will fuck every night, and dress up as sports kids like the tomboys we are. No lesbo tho.
Girl 2: K.

No Lesbo by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

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No hands lebowski

The act of fucking a dog with no hands. A discord user that goes by the name Jacob Lebowski was caught fucking dogs with no hands while screaming into his mic “no hands lebowski”. Jacob can be heard at local dog parks screaming out “no
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog

Hey look, Jacob is at it again. What’s he doing? He is fucking a dog with no hands, that’s the no hands lebowski move

No hands lebowski by Doglover1836 February 9, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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