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car ninja 

A person who displays incredible and/or aggressive driving skills. This may include but is not limited to speeding, cornering, parking, or otherwise steering the vehicle with a swiftness and death defying nature that cause other motorists to cower in fear.

Wearing all black and carring shurikens while driving are not necessary to be a car ninja but they make ya look damn cool...and probably highly arrest-able.
Driver - See that parking space. Bam! I there. That other car in front? ZOOM. Ha! I cut him off like that! I am a car ninja.
Passenger - {meekly} I'd like to get out now.
car ninja by BrownFedora October 25, 2006

car-seat ninja 

Children that are under 50 lbs and taking any type of martial arts class.
Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.
car-seat ninja by Byrd-Man April 12, 2009

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car 

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.
I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

Ninja Carrot 

A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.
Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!

Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
Ninja Carrot by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009

ninja card 

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
ninja card by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Carpet Ninja 

Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.

The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
Stop being a Carpet Ninja!
Carpet Ninja by Yatez November 2, 2007