Literally the finest and phatest nigga on the block. Carries around his 12" horse dong and picks up any lady as he pleases.
"Shhiiii I'd get with Nikau any day, that fine nigga with the phat cock"/
by Anon384732 April 20, 2021
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Nikau is a real sexy fulla. Chur gewl
Fuck nikau cunt
by Nikux June 12, 2019
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Nikau is a beautiful girl who is extremely kind, capable, and with an independent free spirit, likely to be found at a party doing fire poi... and a bush fairy!

PS Nikau is also a native New Zealand palm tree with a lush tropical appearance but with no nuts.

PPS likely to have a double PHD in science and running the government.
by Ballara lager September 5, 2018
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The name of a God, also the name of the strongest student at Nga Taiatea Wharekura.
Better not mess with Nikau he is wham
by BigPopfromthe07 November 18, 2021
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Nikau, Most kind hearted bubbly person you will ever meet, with his great smile to his innocent eyes he is every girl's dream
Nikau is always so happy
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