Ngatea

A small, incredibly shite 'town' on the border of New Zealand. Many don't actually realize that Ngatea is an independent country, dedicated to following the beliefs and teachings of Betsy the Cow. Geologists are continually flumoxed by the apparent nature of the 'township'. Nowhere else in the universe has been discovered a crater at the bottom of a hole, which in turn is situated in a fissure. Tis this unimaginable shittyness that drew the original mutant renegades from the secret underground government facility situated in the Ngatean wilderness.

You see that tard over there? Yeah, he's from Ngatea.

Ngatea by Awesome McAwesomepantz May 21, 2011

Ngatea

Possibly the anus of the Hauraki Plains, this locality is home to a rare species of human known as the Ngatean. The male inhabitants are typically good old farmer Joe types who can be found at the pub comparing their latest milk figures over a few pints, and the middle age females dignified and friendly.
Young females of the species are renowned for their loud mouths, wide legs and K road-like appearance. Ngatean males tend to avoid them at all costs so they prey on out of towners or "new blood" (or "fresh D"). They have no morals, but are generous enough to give out free fish fingers.

"Bro, you been fishing, or you been knocking Ngateans again?"

"Yea I stopped in Ngatea for the night. Some chick was screaming in my ear so I flicked a beer in her face, the local boys backed me up."

Ngatea by plainwhites April 8, 2013

Nateasha 

An amazing person. She always makes you feel welcome and tries to be loyal, you even get an extra dollar when you make a run for the canteen. Overall a friend you could never lose

Me: Wow! Nateasha is such a good friend
Other friend: Yeah she is

Nateasha by IdkI'mBored July 10, 2018

Ngatai

Undoubtedly one of the coolest people ever. He has far superior skills than most in just about everything.

Person 1: Man, you will never be as cool as Ngatai.
Person 2: Who? : s
Person 1: Are you kidding, he's only one of the coolest people ever.

Ngatai by omghasthisnamebeenused February 7, 2010

ngata 

powerful godly spirit

la! kosmeek just resurrected his ngata

ngata by kosmeek jay January 26, 2019

nateanon

Author of Manic Pixie Egirl and controversial figure on Reddit, 4chan, and TikTok. His book attained notoriety when BookTok femcels attempted to cancel it due to its graphic depictions of sexuality and chronically online culture.

"I decided to join nateanon's army and defend Manic Pixie Egirl on the front lines of woke TikTok"

nateanon by universalointment October 17, 2023

natearded 

1. a mix of the words nate; in this case meaning prude, and retarded; meaning stupid. it could be used to describe a fail moment

2. someone who is prude and stupid
3. a really fail moment that involves something sexual
4. someone that has "prude ears" (meaning they're prude)

guy 1: dude! she just came up and kissed u! wtf? why did u just push her away?!?! u r so natearded.
guy 2: o shut up.

natearded by skimanloveshamandskiingatsquaw April 13, 2010