Nern 

To Nern (Verb): A male having doggy style sexual intercourse with a female.
Nern (Noun): The male of the pair, that are having doggy style sexual intercourse.

Note: A gay couple can not nern successfully. If two males are having doggy style sexual intercourse, they are not nerning.

"I nerned her so hard last night, she soiled my sheets with blood."

"See those two guys holding hands...they are unable to nern."

"Martin: Hey babe, I'm irking for a nerning.
Isabelle: Sure, but not at your house, last time we nerned your parents caught us."

"Last night was amazing, until he nerned me in the wrong hole. Not cool."

Nern by The_Nern October 25, 2009

Nern 

A cute nickname for a beautiful girl. Nern is a wild child with a whirlwind of awesome! She is beautiful and makes everyone's day by just walking into a room. The Nern means that the person nicknamed it is a f#ucking awesome person and she will be your best friend forever!

Hey Nern, your are my best friend in the whole world.

Nern by The.moon27 December 30, 2020

Nern 

A rare woman of great beauty, and intelligence with a "down to earth" and fun loving personality. Nerns are typically independant, yet enjoy the company of great friends and family. To date, only 1 true nern has been observed in her natural habitat, and is believed to be the first, and likely the last of her kind.

I'm sure Jamie is a great girl, but I really need to find a nern.

Nern by Michiken January 20, 2010

nern 

the n00b way to spell/say "brb".
brb = berb = nern.

NOT no.

me: there is hot sauce in my eye
me: THERE IS
me: HOT SAUCE
me: IN
me: MY EYE
friend: WTF OMG RLY
friend: go put water on it!
friend: omgomggomg
friend: my eye hurts now!
me: nern nern nern!!!!!!!
friend: ya rly!

nern by Knifetooth November 29, 2007

Nern 

The waxy or semi solid substance in between your toes; usu consisting of sock particles, sweat and whatever else is in there.

After he took off his running shoes and socks, he bent down and removed the "nern" from between his toes; see also mung

Nern by wstlnguy July 2, 2009

Nern 

Nern is a forgotten God in Greek Mythology.

He was a benevolent God, who used to enjoy eating Popcorn

Nern is the ruler of farming

Nern by Hiro_02 August 31, 2023

Nernsty

Named after the famous chemist Walther Nernst. Describes someone or something with vast scientific knowledge and/or devastating good looks.

"Dude, that's the nernstiest chick I've ever seen!"

Nernsty by gFish June 22, 2004