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Nerdcraft 

silly girls who copy past crap to impress their boyfriends/ father figures on mYSPACE.

Use your own words...... not ours
I am stupid and drunk so I will plagerize to impress my twice my age boyfriend / father. I am their property...... a whore. Nerdcraft rulz
Nerdcraft by lame! WoW! April 9, 2007
Words you can keep

World Of Nerdcraft 

Clever slur on the horseshitty PC game called World Of Warcraft. Basically, it's a mongoloid babysitting service. People get addicted to this game for some weak reason I can't define. You pay a monthly fee to do meaningless quests on a server, but said quests are irrelevant to any central plot which makes a central server pointless (other than making Blizzard money). You could set up your own local server and go through all the quests just the same. But of course, this is officially not allowed. So lameoids then go through months of mundane, nerd-raved, overrated "battles" against boring, nothing-special computer AI enemies all the way to level 60.

At that point, they typically decide to continue playing, particularly in guilds, which are organized groups of the common net scum dullard you see everywhere. Everything from teenage fuckwads to piece of shit thin skinned whiny 300 lbs. hairy crybabies that make the comic book guy from The Simpsons look cool. These guilds going on "raids" together into the same old dungeons ad nauseum is common. Game-wise, this is for the purpose of procuring some little game trinket to equip your character(s) with, but this is quickly of little real gameplay value. That means they only do it because they have nothing better to do. They may also duel with each other from time to time. The gameplay then consists of a menu driven, retarded version of a chess game in real time.

When you criticize this game in the face of fans, after you make it clear that it's not the whole of online RPGs that you are attacking, but only this shitty game, they can only agree with you and say basically say 'oh well it's fun'. Good for you, but we all agree it's crap. The concept of a game where you log into a central story through a server - that would actually be good. World of Nerdcraft is far from that and the popularity of this game has probably guaranteed that no such effort will be made to develop something of that caliber by game companies as long as shite like this is so popular.
If you play World Of Nerdcraft, you're an imbecile and proud of it.
World Of Nerdcraft by WoW! Lame! December 30, 2006
When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking nerdrat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
Nerdrat by NOTACPA May 21, 2020

nerdecrafter 

A really awesome youtuber who actually uses her saltiness as a benefactor and AlwAyS DOes It WRong and her real name is Jackie. her subs are known as grains (like grains of salt)
nerdecrafter: "this is declared a crap kit!!!"
hater: "no, jackie, you did it wrong...."

Nerdcrafting

The act of extreme nerdy activities; A.K.A., being a nerd openly/seriously. Some may do it unintentionally, but ones said to be nerdcrafting are usually aware of their own nerdcrafting.
"I'm going to google 500 LOTR pictures and photoshop my face into every character." -Nerd

"That is some serious nerdcrafting." -Nerd's Buddy
Nerdcrafting by Nerdcrafter January 10, 2010

Nerdcast 

Every Friday i have to download my nerdcast.
Nerdcast by Robson Aguiar March 18, 2010

nerdcation 

A trip, typically to a technical conference in the field of one's employment or to a convention of a nerdy/geeky persuation, that one enjoys on an intellectual level as much as a vacation for general relaxation.
That week-long trip to the photovoltaic conference in Germany was the best nerdcation I've had in years!
nerdcation by PValentino January 26, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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