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Nerdcraft 

silly girls who copy past crap to impress their boyfriends/ father figures on mYSPACE.

Use your own words...... not ours
I am stupid and drunk so I will plagerize to impress my twice my age boyfriend / father. I am their property...... a whore. Nerdcraft rulz
Nerdcraft by lame! WoW! April 9, 2007
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World Of Nerdcraft 

Clever slur on the horseshitty PC game called World Of Warcraft. Basically, it's a mongoloid babysitting service. People get addicted to this game for some weak reason I can't define. You pay a monthly fee to do meaningless quests on a server, but said quests are irrelevant to any central plot which makes a central server pointless (other than making Blizzard money). You could set up your own local server and go through all the quests just the same. But of course, this is officially not allowed. So lameoids then go through months of mundane, nerd-raved, overrated "battles" against boring, nothing-special computer AI enemies all the way to level 60.

At that point, they typically decide to continue playing, particularly in guilds, which are organized groups of the common net scum dullard you see everywhere. Everything from teenage fuckwads to piece of shit thin skinned whiny 300 lbs. hairy crybabies that make the comic book guy from The Simpsons look cool. These guilds going on "raids" together into the same old dungeons ad nauseum is common. Game-wise, this is for the purpose of procuring some little game trinket to equip your character(s) with, but this is quickly of little real gameplay value. That means they only do it because they have nothing better to do. They may also duel with each other from time to time. The gameplay then consists of a menu driven, retarded version of a chess game in real time.

When you criticize this game in the face of fans, after you make it clear that it's not the whole of online RPGs that you are attacking, but only this shitty game, they can only agree with you and say basically say 'oh well it's fun'. Good for you, but we all agree it's crap. The concept of a game where you log into a central story through a server - that would actually be good. World of Nerdcraft is far from that and the popularity of this game has probably guaranteed that no such effort will be made to develop something of that caliber by game companies as long as shite like this is so popular.
If you play World Of Nerdcraft, you're an imbecile and proud of it.
World Of Nerdcraft by WoW! Lame! December 30, 2006
When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking nerdrat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
Nerdrat by NOTACPA May 21, 2020

nerdecrafter 

A really awesome youtuber who actually uses her saltiness as a benefactor and AlwAyS DOes It WRong and her real name is Jackie. her subs are known as grains (like grains of salt)
nerdecrafter: "this is declared a crap kit!!!"
hater: "no, jackie, you did it wrong...."

Nerdcrafting

The act of extreme nerdy activities; A.K.A., being a nerd openly/seriously. Some may do it unintentionally, but ones said to be nerdcrafting are usually aware of their own nerdcrafting.
"I'm going to google 500 LOTR pictures and photoshop my face into every character." -Nerd

"That is some serious nerdcrafting." -Nerd's Buddy
Nerdcrafting by Nerdcrafter January 10, 2010

Nerdcast 

The very best nerd podcast in Brazil.
Every Friday i have to download my nerdcast.
Nerdcast by Robson Aguiar March 18, 2010

nerdcation 

A trip, typically to a technical conference in the field of one's employment or to a convention of a nerdy/geeky persuation, that one enjoys on an intellectual level as much as a vacation for general relaxation.
That week-long trip to the photovoltaic conference in Germany was the best nerdcation I've had in years!
nerdcation by PValentino January 26, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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