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Negapositive 

A scenario or circumstance in which there is a good in a bad outcome, or a bad for a good outcome.
"I have to wake up early in the morning, but i will be getting paid; so its a negapositive thing."

''The negapositive thing about the last day of school, is I will not see my friends as often, but I also wont have to worry about school work.''

''If you smoke the herb you will feel very relaxed, but you may also end up not doing a damn thing! #negapositive''
Negapositive by ThatKaliGuyyy November 29, 2013

Neopositivist Moralism

A contemporary form of positivist moralism updated for the 21st century—drawing on the prestige of science while ignoring the nuance of actual scientific practice. The neopositivist moralist deploys "science says" as a conversation-stopper, treats any deviation from scientific consensus as moral failing, and uses scientific authority to launder their own prejudices. Unlike classical positivism, which at least engaged philosophical questions about knowledge, neopositivist moralism simply weaponizes the cultural authority of science without understanding its methods, limits, or uncertainties. It's the online commenter who declares any question about vaccines "anti-science" and therefore evil; the pundit who treats skepticism of any official narrative as moral corruption; the influencer who uses scientific language to condemn anyone who doesn't share their views. Neopositivist moralism is what happens when scientism becomes a personality.
Example: "He called anyone who questioned the study 'science deniers'—not engaging their arguments, just using 'science' as a moral cudgel. Neopositivist Moralism: the prestige of science without the rigor."

Neopositivist Puritanism

A contemporary purity culture among those who weaponize "science" as an identity marker and test of belonging—without the philosophical sophistication of classical positivism, but with all the dogmatic intensity. Neopositivist puritanism demands that true members signal their allegiance to Science (capital S) constantly, through approved language, approved positions, approved enemies. Members compete to demonstrate their purity—their rejection of anything labeled "pseudoscience," their contempt for anyone who questions scientific consensus, their willingness to condemn the insufficiently orthodox. The content hardly matters; what matters is performance, belonging, the satisfaction of being among the enlightened few who Really Get It. Neopositivist puritanism is what happens when science becomes a brand, and loyalty to the brand becomes the measure of virtue.
Example: "He'd never actually studied philosophy of science, but he knew exactly which opinions to express to signal his belonging—Neopositivist Puritanism, where performing the right relationship to Science matters more than understanding it."

Neopositivist Panopticon

A contemporary version of the Positivist Panopticon, updated with the language of “evidence‑based,” “data‑driven,” and “reproducibility.” The Neopositivist Panopticon surveils not just academic research but public discourse, social media, and everyday reasoning, demanding that every belief be backed by peer‑reviewed, quantitative evidence. It is enforced by influencers who claim “science says,” by platforms that fact‑check with rigid rubrics, and by a culture that equates uncertainty with failure. The Neopositivist Panopticon is more flexible than its predecessor—it admits Bayesian probabilities and meta‑analyses—but it remains a disciplinary machine, punishing nuance, lived experience, and culturally situated knowledge. Its gaze makes people afraid to speak unless they have a citation.
Example: “When she shared her experience of discrimination, a neopositivist panopticon demanded ‘data, not anecdotes’—as if numbers could capture the texture of lived injustice.”

Neopositivist Fanaticism

A contemporary revival of positivist attitudes, often disguised in the language of “science first” or “evidence‑based everything.” Neopositivist fanatics accept only quantitative, experimental evidence, dismiss qualitative research as “anecdotal,” and treat any appeal to lived experience as unscientific. They dominate certain online debate spaces, enforcing a narrow epistemology that excludes most of human knowledge. Their fanaticism appears as endless demands for RCTs, contempt for philosophical nuance, and a conviction that anyone who disagrees simply doesn’t understand how evidence works.
Example: “He refused to consider testimonial evidence in a historical case, demanding a controlled trial instead—neopositivist fanaticism, imposing lab standards on fields where they make no sense.”

Late‑Stage Neopositivism

The digital echo of neopositivism, where machine learning models and big data dashboards replace theory and interpretation. Late‑stage neopositivism treats correlation as causation, prediction as explanation, and training sets as reality. It is the ideology of the data scientist who has never read Karl Popper. It promises to solve social problems by optimising variables, while never asking what the variables mean or who set them.
Example: “The predictive policing algorithm was ‘evidence‑based,’ but its training data came from biased arrests—late‑stage neopositivism, garbage in, gospel out.”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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