National Bald Day 

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.

Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon

National Bald Day by Avee4 April 14, 2021

National Bald Day 

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day

Hey dude happy national bald day!

National Bald Day by Imedriac May 21, 2025

National Bald Headed Day 

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*

me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!

National Bald Headed Day by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019

national bald filter day 

June 9th is national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day

national bald filter day by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022

National bald head day 

November 21st expose a bald bitch

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass

National bald head day by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020