September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.
Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon
by Avee4 April 14, 2021
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November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*
me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!
by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019
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