OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
by RyReg October 14, 2021
OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020
by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022
October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.
by Gray57 May 6, 2022
This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."
Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022