nubcake

1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)

1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!

by {CD}Gonzo July 20, 2006

nubcakes

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes

go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.

by T. Rain December 21, 2005

nubcake

1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.

1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake

by voss May 01, 2003

nubcake

Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.

"sweet micro nubcake..."

"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"

"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"

"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"

by Chris Mickle November 30, 2006

nubcake

a variation of the word "noob" plus all the deliciousness of cake all made up into one word. Makes for epic funny insult.

Player1: man, this game owns! *gets shot in the head.*

Player2: *looks @ dead body + laughs.* what a nubcake!

Player1: ha ha-Shuddap...

by Jet Almighty October 29, 2008

Nubcakes

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right

Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!

by sykestiffy December 16, 2008

nubcakes

Someone really nubby

DUDE stop being a nubcakes and give me the sniper.

by karl k July 02, 2004