Noah's Ark

When you go to rail a bitch and her pussy is already flooded.

Boy Luke..... she was really wet! Yes Noah I blew a load in her 5 minutes ago! NOAH'S ARK

by Boris98 October 11, 2017

Noah's Ark

When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.

I went to preform the Noah's Ark but the zoo would not let me in.

by Trevor Davis 69 June 18, 2010

Noah's Ark

Taking 2 shots of every kind of booze from the host's liquor cabinet so that they don't notice any is missing. Smells like death and tastes like it smells. Generally followed by a great flood of vomit or a great time.

"Dude i thought you ran out of booze an hour a go."
"No man, me and the boys pulled a Noah's Ark."

by DaHooch December 15, 2011

Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.

16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark

by Jimmy McCarthy' January 13, 2009

Noah's Ark

A fat slut

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"

by orlo January 31, 2009

noah's ark

australian slang for shark

i saw a big noah's ark at the beach the other day!

by Stoner2 October 24, 2007

noah's ark

In the card game 'phase 10' noah's ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. Especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.

I am dealt two 1's, two 4's, two 8's, two 10's, an 11 and a 12, so i bitch thusly: "damnit, noah's ark again!"

by boobavon August 07, 2006