A big nosed, big bird in the face, shrimp dick guy.
Dont be a nigel and fly into windows.
by Guest234567891 November 29, 2015
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A weird, desperate sorta gay nigga that is really addicted to one person and has a really hard time with women. Stay clear of nigels, and he also rides the banana on the low.
Nigel: "hey man, do you have (blanks) number?"

Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"

Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"

Me: "..."
by scotty pippenigga February 13, 2014
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A lazy sack of crap that does nothing but play video games, hit people, makes rude comments and stinks up whatever it is currently occupying.
Billy you need to stop picking on your sister get off your ass and do something with your life. You don't end up as a Nigel do you?
by Jason Darwin August 22, 2011
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The name of singer Gerard Way's broken blood vessel.
Nigel has yet to dissappear.
by Ramford January 26, 2006
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An extremely intelligent healthy wealthy African American man placed on earth to spread good energy and shit on the haters
by Jesus10123 June 11, 2022
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Irresistibly chubby with a tendency to wear jeans that show the world his builder’s bum.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.

Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
I would go to buy chips but I’m a bit Nigel right now
by Gizelle FS October 5, 2019
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