Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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5150 mentally ill mental bipolar manic depressive

NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY. A get out of jail free card.
Prosecuting Attorney: "Mrs. Vickers, is it, or is it not true that you tried to contact your cousin Andres, whom is a known Mexican Mafia leader now serving three life sentences in the SHU at Pelican Bay State Prison to kill your husband?"

Mrs. Vickers: (with her head in her hands weeping) "Yes, but you don't understand, I am a certified bonafied 5150 since childbirth."

Jury: "Your honor, we find the defendant NGRI, not guilty by reason of insanity."

Judge: "Is that your final verdict?"

Jury: "Yes your honor."

Judge: "Mrs. Vickers, you are found NOT GUILTY of murder in the second degree. You are free to go. Court adjourned.
by The Anrkissed May 10, 2008
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