Myshock

Similar to a douche canoe except they are cheap and they don’t drink alcohol.

Guy 1: Hey buddy you want to grab some wings and beer after work?

Guy 2: No way man, Costco has a sale on bologna sandwiches and alcohol is just bad for your health

Guy 1: Jeez man, you’re a real Myshock aren’t you

by AZ LOVE March 29, 2019

MyShock

When MySpace is down for a period of time and addicted kids can't log into their accounts.

MySpace: "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
Addicted kid: "OMG, I'm starting to go into MyShock!"

by Tory C. August 19, 2007