Myshock

Similar to a douche canoe except they are cheap and they don’t drink alcohol.

Guy 1: Hey buddy you want to grab some wings and beer after work?

Guy 2: No way man, Costco has a sale on bologna sandwiches and alcohol is just bad for your health

Guy 1: Jeez man, you’re a real Myshock aren’t you

Myshock by AZ LOVE March 29, 2019

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MyShock

When MySpace is down for a period of time and addicted kids can't log into their accounts.

MySpace: "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
Addicted kid: "OMG, I'm starting to go into MyShock!"

MyShock by Tory C. August 22, 2007

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MyShock • McShocker

McShocker

1 Double cheeseburger
3 McChickens PLAIN

Insert the chicken patties above, below, and between the burger patties. You may also delete the bun and use the outer chicken patties as your bun resulting in a quasi-KFC double down sandwich.

That McShocker was McAwesome!!

McShocker by GoodJobDaveMan November 2, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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