Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

Mustard Finger by Cangri518 September 6, 2011

Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

Mustard Finger Surprise by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

Mustard-Fingered 

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

Mustard-Fingered by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

mustard fingers 

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

mustard fingers by fetusraper April 20, 2008

Mustard Fingers

A lifelong sentence handed down the moment mustard touches your skin, an example would be after eating a hamburger or hotdog. Symptoms include a lingering mustard smell and questioning reality after you've washed your hands more times than you can count.

“Every time I eat a hotdog I forget about mustard fingers until it’s too late.”

Mustard Fingers by Mustard Fingers March 31, 2026