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Stow Munroe Falls High School

Shitty high school in Stow,Ohio where a lot of stupid shit happened within a day. Pretty much everyone goes to Dunkin on Wednesdays and people call the bathrooms there the "Juul Room". Instead of the school spending their money on stupid things they need to use it on fixing the damn ceiling and to fix the fuckin foundation of the school so it doesn't sink. And their principal is an egghead.
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marilyn monroe syndrome 

1. A really hot female who only seems to date guys well below her league.

2. A really attractive female who has low self-esteem and confidence in herself, even though she is a really nice and genuine person.
1.) "Dude, did you see that girl?!"
"Yeah, but don't bother trying to get with her she's such a Marilyn - she's seeing that Brody guy."

2.) "Why does she have to be so down about herself? She looks great!"
"Yeah, I think she might have Marilyn Monroe Syndrome she doesn't see all the nice things about herself that we see."

Marilyn Monroe Syndrome 

A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.
Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale

The Monroe Society

It is a future societal cult, or organization if you are being polite. The members worship Marylyn Monroe, and they believe her to be their goddess.

Munro Sweat 

Munro sweat is a highly potent date rape drug that has no effects on homsexual men, it is therefore often used to spike the drinks of hetrosexual men and boys, who are then used in perculiar sexual acts including but not limited to snowballing, figging, rusty trombones, and sodomisation.
"I have a sore arse after town last night and I dont remember anything, i think my drink was spiked with Munro Sweat"
Munro Sweat by Dinga84 January 22, 2007

monroe high school 

a “school” filled with delinquents and thots whose parents are most likely wearing the same orange “spirit gear” right next door. it’s okay because everyone who attends this school will end up right next door with them by the time they get caught with all the xans they drop in their drinks.
welcome to monroe high school where u guzzle pills and juul in the bathrooms

Monroe Middle School 

an comeplete hellhole